FAQ
- How long will it take for me to get my CRAP?
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Once your order ships, you will receive a notification email. We reserve the right to take up to 2 weeks to ship your order. But 99.9% of orders ship within 2-3 business days. USPS mail.
- What forms of payment do you accept?
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We gladly accept Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover, or regular account payments all through PayPal.

- Do I need a PayPal account to purchase from this store?
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No, you are not required to have a PayPal account to purchase from this store. Although if you already have a PayPal account you may use it.
- What's your return policy?
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All sales are final, so choose wisely.
- Do you ship internationally?
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Yes, we'll ship our CRAP to any country!
- How do your shirts fit?
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Regular fit = not slim, but still soft and nice.
Slim fit = not regular, but also soft and nice. - How secure is this store?
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This store uses PayPal for payments, and PayPal automatically encrypts your confidential information in transit from your computer to ours using the Secure Sockets Layer protocol (SSL) with an encryption key length of 128-bits (the highest level commercially available). We also have robots that make sure nobody tries to steal your shit.
